Jurassic Fart

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By O'Neal

 

        So funny story on Jurassic Fart I was sitting around thinking of Keywords and for some silly reason I type in the word Fart I thought it was funny and did not expect anything to really come up that was worth anything, and low and behold I found this word Jurassic Fart. Now I am not the expert on this word, but I have been known to have some gas of my own from time to time. It looks to appear that there are a couple of videos with an animated dinosaur that farts on this other dinosaur, and then when you think its all done here comes another bigger dinosaur to fart on him. Well what you have here is the classis farting fart off. I hope that anyone who reads this is able to get a good laugh because I know I will just typing it up. I will probably embarrass my self with some of the stories that I will tell but hey it will be fun and kind of worth it to make everyone smile. If you can not laugh about a dinosaur farting then there no hope for you, I am just saying.

 

         So I plan to tell a few stories of some pretty weird times during my college years, and living in a dorm with a bunch of guys, and yes we may have farted from time to time. I would even be willing to say we had some Jurassic fart and everyone had to clear the house, some of you can relate to that one for sure, or even better yet have a Jurassic fart while everyone is in the car and you’re the driver controlling the windows now your really pissing people off.

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        So like I said here a few stories from what I can remember of my college days. I lived in a house with 15 other guys and if you know how most boys can be, were not the cleanest bunch and we tend to have weird noises coming out of our body at all times of the day. One of the all time classic was to wait till the bathroom was pretty much full of guys getting ready for a night out on the town, and someone would come in there and set off a Jurassic fart sending everyone running out and screaming at the guy, like we never do that or something. Keep in mind I am only writing the hub because I found a green keyword around Jurassic fart and I really am stump on what or how to put the page together so I am giving it my best shot and also probably revealing a little too much about my self.

 

          I watch that Jurassic fart video a few times and it was funny the first time but then I was like wow why do over 40 thousand people a month look up this word, what’s behind it, and am I missing something. I had to come to the conclusion, I am missing something, lets face it farting is funny at times but really its nasty, who wants to sit around and smell that.  So I guess I can see why someone made three of these Jurassic fart videos when you can get that many people to look them up each and every month why not. When some one farts it gets everyone attention and there just waiting for that smell, but you will find it funny to know that the medical field says when someone farts only one percent of there farts actually smell. Know I have done some studies on my own and I am here to say that’s not true, not even close to being true and we will just leave it at that.

 

  I hope you found some humor in this hub and that you’re able to see past the silliness of it and it makes you laugh. I am a big believer in always trying to make someone smile or laugh each day, its good for our minds and also our hearts, thank you for your time.

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jazzuboo 2 years ago

OMG, that is so awesome! Only us guys really understand the comedic value of a good fart. My son and I will let one rip, and end up rolling around the floor, while my wife and daughter just roll their eyes and sigh...

Excellent hub, and very nice find on the keyword. If only they were all as entertaining as that...

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kenny michaud 2 years ago

My kiddos think the vidoe is hilarious! They want me to keep replaying it! Funny!

Tim J F 2 years ago

I can't believe you haven't gone into the dutch oven! Nothing beats snuggling up tight to your significant other (so tight she can't get away), squeaking out an SBD under the blanket, then pulling the blankets up over her head. You should see mine squeal and wriggle and try to elbow me where it matters!

online farts 2 years ago

HEHEHEHE Farts are the best!!! GREAT HUB!

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